Fight off these armies
|My writer name is Amanda Rae.
I'm somewhere in my twenties.
I try not to take myself too seriously, but take everyone else far too seriously.
I'm happy to be alive, after all that's happened.
I'm white-passing Passamaquoddy, pansexual, and have severe anxiety. I'm an atheist, but I don't bite! I'm also super poor. so yaaaay
I'm also the biggest Zelda fan in the world.
I reserve the right to call you names if you deserve them.
|Hasbro:||Let's make a new MLP cartoon for all the little girls to enjoy!|
|College Age Guys:||Hey, this show is pretty cool!|
|Hasbro:||Wow, you guys weren't our intended demographic, but that's cool! We'll just throw in some references that will make you feel more included and here, have some cool merchandise we know you'll like!|
|College Age Guys:||Wow, thanks!|
|Warner Brothers:||Let's make some new DC cartoons for all the little boys to enjoy!|
|College Age Ladies:||Hey, these shows are pretty cool!|
|Warner Brothers:||WELP. Looks like no one likes these shows, guess we'll just have to cancel them.|
|College Age Ladies:||WAIT! We like them! And we'd love merchandise to show our support!|
|Warner Brothers:||....you're not little boys, why should we listen to you?|
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